1 00:00:00,534 --> 00:00:03,402 [twangy music] 2 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:08,574 - So I say to Wendy, I'm like, 3 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,377 what do you want for your birthday, right? 4 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:11,744 And you know what she says? 5 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:14,179 She says she wants anti-aging face cream. 6 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:15,581 - What? 7 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:18,018 Why the hell does Wendy want anti-aging face cream? 8 00:00:18,019 --> 00:00:19,752 I mean, she's ten. 9 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:20,986 - That's what I said. 10 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,421 It's crazy, bro. 11 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:24,190 All these girls at school are trying to look younger. 12 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,159 They watch these TikToks of skin products 13 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,961 and they have apps that rate their faces. 14 00:00:27,962 --> 00:00:31,663 - Bro, thank God guys don't have to deal with that stuff. 15 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:33,832 - Kyle? Kyle! 16 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:35,234 Dude, you gotta come quick. 17 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:37,504 Your little brother's getting mogged in the hallway. 18 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:39,705 - He's getting what? 19 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,641 - Some Chad called your little brother cringe, 20 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:44,576 and now they're having an aura battle. 21 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,211 - There's a what? 22 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,413 - God damn it, Kyle, 23 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:48,748 some kid tried to mog your little brother, 24 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:49,783 but it turned into an aura battle. 25 00:00:49,784 --> 00:00:52,117 You gotta do something! 26 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,720 [dramatic music] 27 00:00:54,789 --> 00:00:57,689 - [singing in Spanish] 28 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:00,692 [kids shouting] 29 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:07,800 ? ? 30 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:10,303 - A hell of an aura battle 31 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:11,971 still going on here in South America. 32 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,540 Ike Broflovski and Noah Bailey going toe to toe. 33 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:15,642 Noah is, of course, 34 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,577 an impressive 8.9 on the looksmaxxing app, 35 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:20,612 and Ike comes into the battle today at just under 9.5. 36 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:23,582 Noah Bailey aura farming with his perfect hair. 37 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,819 Oh, and Ike Broflovski has just taken off his shirt. 38 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:27,320 Ike's really handing it to him now. 39 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:29,122 - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on here? 40 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:30,923 [crowd booing] 41 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:32,825 Ike, put your shirt back on. 42 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:33,893 - That's it. 43 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:35,028 The aura battle has been called. 44 00:01:35,029 --> 00:01:36,763 Ike Broflovski, the winner of this match. 45 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,998 Thanks for watching the "South America Glazing" livestream, 46 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:41,501 and be sure to check out today's sponsor, Sephora. 47 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,969 We belong to something beautiful. 48 00:01:44,038 --> 00:01:47,172 [utensils clattering] 49 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,980 - Mom, Dad, I think you need 50 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:57,516 to talk to your son about aura farming. 51 00:01:57,585 --> 00:01:58,951 - Talk to him about what? 52 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:00,552 - It's this thing at school. 53 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:01,688 Ike's doing aura battles, 54 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,822 so he's trying to maximize his looks. 55 00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:05,757 See? Ike's rubbing ice on his face 56 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:08,027 to de-bloat it so his cheekbones look sharper. 57 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:09,962 - Stop playing with your drink, Ike. 58 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:14,033 - He's gonna do another aura battle tomorrow, 59 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:15,368 but he's mixing it with looksmaxxing, 60 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:17,102 and it's a bad combination. 61 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,439 - I don't understand what you're talking about. 62 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,707 Ike, are you obsessed about how you look? 63 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:27,212 - Your mom asked you a question, Ike. 64 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,617 - He can't answer it 'cause he's mewing. 65 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:33,785 - He's what? - He's mewing. 66 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:35,989 He's pushing his tongue up against the roof of his mouth 67 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:38,520 because he thinks it will strengthen his jawline. 68 00:02:39,894 --> 00:02:42,427 - Kyle, that doesn't make any sense. 69 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:43,796 - I know it doesn't make any sense. 70 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:45,431 That's why you need to talk to your son! 71 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,500 He's too young to be worried about his looks. 72 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,067 [hammer clattering] 73 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:54,967 [camera shutter clicks] 74 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:58,728 [phone boops] 75 00:03:12,065 --> 00:03:15,161 - Hey, Stan, what are you doing? 76 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:16,262 Are you watching porn? 77 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:18,997 - No. I'm doing a looksmaxxing app. 78 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,466 - Oh, OK. 79 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:22,734 Is that porn? 80 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:25,060 - No, it's this thing kids at school are doing. 81 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:27,639 It says I have bad skin. - What? 82 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:28,758 - It uses AI to rate 83 00:03:28,759 --> 00:03:30,143 the symmetry of your facial features 84 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:31,778 and then shows you exercises you can do 85 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:34,079 and products you can buy to improve your skin. 86 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:36,615 Do I have bad skin? 87 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,450 - Stan, if you want to look good, 88 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,486 then you get out there on a bicycle like me 89 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:41,787 and you put in the work. 90 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:45,057 And if you want better skin, you just eat right, OK? 91 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:49,861 I think you should get off of that app. 92 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,280 Just watch some porn or something, all right? 93 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:03,475 [keyboard clacking] 94 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,244 [camera shutter clicks] 95 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:06,812 [keyboard clacking] 96 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,647 [phone boops] 97 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:12,484 The hell? 98 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:23,796 - What's up, guys? Peter Mullen's here once again 99 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,531 with a South America aura battle livestream. 100 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:26,866 We're bringing you all the coverage 101 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,635 on the epic showdown that just happened this morning 102 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:31,737 with Ike Broflovski out-mogging Noah Bailey four to one. 103 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,006 Ike, that was a hell of a showing. 104 00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:34,607 Your cheekbones looked incredible. 105 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:37,643 - Yeah, I felt really good out there, Peter. 106 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:40,379 Noah has a pretty strong jawline, 107 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:43,882 but luckily for me, his eyebrows suck. 108 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:46,119 - Ike, your aura really seems to be peaking. 109 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,153 How do you do it? 110 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:49,755 - A lot of face creams, Peter. 111 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,089 A lot of training. 112 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:54,326 Gotta be ready for whoever's next. 113 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:55,995 - Well, actually, we do know who's next. 114 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,230 The SA aura battle livestream can confirm 115 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,999 that Ike Broflovski has just been challenged 116 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 to an aura battle 117 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,235 by fourth-grader Chase Chadwick. 118 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:05,604 - What? Chase Chadwick? 119 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:06,773 - Chase, of course, the only person 120 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:08,675 to ever get a perfect score on Chadmaxx. 121 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:09,741 - Oh, shit! 122 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:11,210 - The fight is scheduled for recess tomorrow. 123 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:12,578 Catch it all on my livestream, 124 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:14,280 and remember there's some things money can't buy. 125 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:15,748 For everything else, there's Mastercard. 126 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,050 - Oh, shit! 127 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:20,686 CARTMAN: This is gonna be a bloodbath, dude. 128 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:23,189 Chase Chadwick has a perfectly symmetrical face. 129 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:24,356 Total hunter eyes. 130 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:25,692 He's the kid whose mom let him 131 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,203 get a nose job when he was four. 132 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,361 What are you gonna do, Kyle? 133 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,830 - I'm not gonna do anything. This is all stupid. 134 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:32,964 - Stupid? 135 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:34,634 Have you seen Chase Chadwick's skin? 136 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:36,034 It's literally flawless. 137 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:40,305 - Well, it's not like bad skin really matters, right? 138 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:41,941 - I'm not gonna let Ike aura battle. 139 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,176 - Not let him aura battle? 140 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,510 Kyle, that'll make everyone think 141 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,379 that Ike has just been aura farming this whole time. 142 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,381 Kids are gonna call your little brother cringe. 143 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,015 - Yep, they will. 144 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:51,550 - Look, like it or not, Kyle, 145 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:54,119 coolness and looks really matter at this school. 146 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:01,226 - Hey, Wendy. - Oh, hey, Stan. 147 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,671 - Um, you know that face cream stuff you wanted? 148 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:06,665 I was thinking maybe we can go get you some. 149 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,266 - Really? You wanna take me? 150 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:10,436 - Yeah, I thought we could pick you up some stuff. 151 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:12,537 - OK. Thanks! 152 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:23,982 This is so nice of you, Stan. I really appreciate it. 153 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,067 - Yeah, no problem. So where are we going? 154 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,120 - Right here. 155 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,556 - Holy shit. 156 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:34,459 [indistinct chatter] 157 00:06:37,613 --> 00:06:40,233 - This is a hydrating cream 158 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:41,467 that'll help with your wrinkles. 159 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:43,569 What do you think? You like that on your face? 160 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,138 Yeah? You like that on your face, don't you? 161 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,641 - This should help reduce the bags under your eyes. 162 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:49,692 How does that feel? 163 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,042 Yeah? You like that? 164 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,744 You like that on your face? 165 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:56,715 Yeah, let's get some more of that on your face. 166 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,351 - Wendy? 167 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:04,623 - I wouldn't go in there if I were you. 168 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:08,160 Something not right in there. 169 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:12,497 My granddaughter wanted to go to Brandy Melville. 170 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:16,568 Then she asked if she could just stop in the Sephora. 171 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:20,305 That was 6 1/2 years ago. 172 00:07:20,374 --> 00:07:25,777 There's something in there men can't understand. 173 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:31,383 [indistinct chatter] 174 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:34,686 - Wendy? 175 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:36,822 - Oh, hey, Stan. Right over here. 176 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,825 [pop music playing] 177 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,259 - Wendy? 178 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:42,995 - ? Can't find much comfort in this place ? 179 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:45,197 [eerie sting] 180 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,898 - Wendy? 181 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,901 [pop music fading] 182 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,503 [eerie tones] 183 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:53,872 I don't think I like it here. 184 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,744 Uh, Wendy, could we maybe go now? 185 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:03,148 [eerie music] 186 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:06,151 [uneasy whispering] 187 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:09,221 [fluorescent lights buzzing] 188 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,328 [distant distorted voices] 189 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:20,565 Wendy, I think maybe that's enough time at Sephora. 190 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:38,500 [screams] 191 00:08:41,344 --> 00:08:44,674 - God damn it, Kyle, pick up your phone. 192 00:08:44,675 --> 00:08:47,842 It's important. 193 00:08:47,911 --> 00:08:50,212 Dude, you need to talk to your friend. 194 00:08:50,247 --> 00:08:53,215 Because Ike needs help with his aura battle, that's why! 195 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,050 What do you mean, you don't care? 196 00:08:55,152 --> 00:08:56,284 - I mean, I don't care. 197 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:57,954 I just spent 17 hours at Sephora, 198 00:08:57,955 --> 00:09:00,089 and when I came out, it had only been 13 minutes. 199 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:01,257 - What are you talking about? 200 00:09:01,258 --> 00:09:02,857 - I'm saying I'm done, dude. 201 00:09:02,926 --> 00:09:03,976 My dad was right. 202 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,161 If you want to look good, 203 00:09:05,162 --> 00:09:06,896 you just need exercise and a proper diet. 204 00:09:06,897 --> 00:09:08,264 I'm going back to doing dude stuff. 205 00:09:08,265 --> 00:09:09,265 [line beeps] 206 00:09:09,266 --> 00:09:11,766 [video game lasers firing] 207 00:09:13,904 --> 00:09:16,204 - Oh, hey, Stan. 208 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,074 How's it going, bud? 209 00:09:19,176 --> 00:09:20,875 - Dad? 210 00:09:20,944 --> 00:09:23,578 - Yeah? 211 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,780 - What the hell-wait. 212 00:09:25,849 --> 00:09:27,549 Did you go to Sephora? 213 00:09:27,584 --> 00:09:29,117 - Did I-did I what? 214 00:09:29,219 --> 00:09:31,149 No, why do you think I went to Sephora? 215 00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:32,688 - Because you look a lot younger. 216 00:09:32,689 --> 00:09:33,739 - Oh, thanks. 217 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:34,957 I've just been, you know, 218 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:36,791 riding my bike a lot, eating right. 219 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:38,730 - No, Dad, I think you went to Sephora. 220 00:09:38,762 --> 00:09:41,096 - Stan, your dinner's almost- whoa! 221 00:09:41,198 --> 00:09:42,297 Randy? 222 00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:44,332 What the hell did you do? 223 00:09:44,434 --> 00:09:45,834 - He went to Sephora. 224 00:09:45,936 --> 00:09:48,003 - No, I did not go to Sephora. 225 00:09:48,105 --> 00:09:51,606 I took Shelley to Sephora, and I waited outside. 226 00:09:51,607 --> 00:09:53,309 - No, you got stuck in the back rooms of Sephora 227 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:54,710 and now nothing makes any sense. 228 00:09:54,711 --> 00:09:57,279 - The only thing not making sense is you guys, OK? 229 00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,315 If you don't mind, I'm gonna have some Cocoa Puffs and beer. 230 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:06,522 PETER: Good morning, South America. 231 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,856 The big day has arrived, 232 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,258 and Chase Chadwick is getting ready 233 00:10:09,259 --> 00:10:11,559 for his aura battle with Ike Broflovski. 234 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,462 Chase, how do you feel about your chances? 235 00:10:13,463 --> 00:10:14,562 - I'm the coolest, 236 00:10:14,631 --> 00:10:16,498 best-looking guy in the school, 237 00:10:16,499 --> 00:10:18,334 and it's time for people to stop glazing 238 00:10:18,335 --> 00:10:19,701 Ike Broflovski. 239 00:10:19,803 --> 00:10:22,837 Broflovski's totally cringe, and I'm gonna prove it. 240 00:10:22,838 --> 00:10:25,308 - Should be an epic battle coming up later today, 241 00:10:25,309 --> 00:10:26,908 right after fifth period. 242 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,688 - [sighing] God damn it. 243 00:10:42,659 --> 00:10:44,859 I guess... you're pretty scared, huh? 244 00:10:46,496 --> 00:10:48,363 - Yeah... 245 00:10:48,465 --> 00:10:50,665 pretty scared. 246 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,334 - Well, look. 247 00:10:52,335 --> 00:10:54,337 I know you probably wish you had a big brother 248 00:10:54,338 --> 00:10:56,205 that would help you out right now, but... 249 00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:57,739 don't be mad at Kyle. 250 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,809 I'm sure that, deep down, 251 00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:01,743 your brother wants to help, OK? 252 00:11:01,812 --> 00:11:03,378 Maybe he just- 253 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,413 he just doesn't know how. 254 00:11:05,482 --> 00:11:07,048 And he's a Jew. 255 00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:08,550 - Yeah. 256 00:11:08,652 --> 00:11:10,385 - I mean... if I had a little brother, 257 00:11:10,454 --> 00:11:13,188 he'd be my special little guy, but Kyle's just- 258 00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:15,057 he's got a lot on his plate, you know? 259 00:11:15,058 --> 00:11:16,926 Matza balls, bagels, kosher latkes- 260 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:17,977 lot on his plate. 261 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,695 Look, Ike, what I'm trying to say is, 262 00:11:19,696 --> 00:11:20,996 I don't think, just because your brother 263 00:11:20,997 --> 00:11:23,264 doesn't understand your generation, 264 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,733 that he doesn't love you. 265 00:11:26,703 --> 00:11:29,738 - I can't beat him, can I? 266 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,673 Chase Chadwick? 267 00:11:31,742 --> 00:11:33,308 - [sighs] 268 00:11:33,377 --> 00:11:35,877 No, I don't think you can beat him. 269 00:11:35,979 --> 00:11:38,313 But what matters is that we have you looking 270 00:11:38,314 --> 00:11:40,082 as good as possible when it happens. 271 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,349 Maybe... 272 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:44,420 Maybe I can help you prepare for the aura battle. 273 00:11:44,421 --> 00:11:46,354 - Really? You will? 274 00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:47,523 - There's nothing wrong with losing, 275 00:11:47,524 --> 00:11:48,657 as long as you look good doing it. 276 00:11:48,658 --> 00:11:50,592 - Oh, thank you! 277 00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:52,827 Thank you, big brother. 278 00:11:53,997 --> 00:11:55,363 - It's all right. 279 00:11:55,432 --> 00:11:57,098 Let's just get you prepared. 280 00:11:58,034 --> 00:12:00,034 [bell ringing] 281 00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:03,204 - OK, children, let's take our seats. 282 00:12:03,273 --> 00:12:05,140 Uh, where is Eric Cartman? 283 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,243 Does anyone know where Eric Cartman is? 284 00:12:07,244 --> 00:12:08,277 Yes, Bebe? 285 00:12:08,278 --> 00:12:09,978 - Um, who cares? 286 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,279 - Oh, OK. 287 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,582 Uh, well, children, before we get started today, 288 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,513 I want to address all the aura farming 289 00:12:15,552 --> 00:12:17,722 that's been going on here in South America. 290 00:12:17,754 --> 00:12:19,721 - Thank you! Finally! 291 00:12:19,722 --> 00:12:21,223 - You know, there's been a lot of talk 292 00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:24,292 of who's cool and looks good and who's faking it, 293 00:12:24,293 --> 00:12:25,428 and I thought we could apply that 294 00:12:25,429 --> 00:12:27,729 to our lesson on people in history. 295 00:12:27,798 --> 00:12:29,488 Abraham Lincoln. What you think? 296 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:32,634 Did he have a good aura, or was he cringe? 297 00:12:32,702 --> 00:12:35,870 He did some good things, but he was probably cringe. 298 00:12:35,939 --> 00:12:38,473 What about Martin Luther King? What do we think? 299 00:12:38,575 --> 00:12:40,642 Maybe a little cringe at the end there? 300 00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:42,444 Little cringe? Yes, Kyle? 301 00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:44,780 - I think we should stop rating looks and coolness 302 00:12:44,781 --> 00:12:47,816 so that companies stop preying on people's insecurities. 303 00:12:51,087 --> 00:12:52,921 - What's up, dudes? 304 00:12:55,926 --> 00:12:56,976 - Oh, no. 305 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,661 Dad, what the hell are you doing? 306 00:12:58,662 --> 00:12:59,628 - They're saying, 'cause I'm younger, 307 00:12:59,629 --> 00:13:00,995 now I got to go to school. 308 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:03,164 - No, Dad, you are not going to my school. 309 00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:04,499 - That's what I said! 310 00:13:04,601 --> 00:13:07,836 But [bleep] Mom is all like, "You did this to yourself! 311 00:13:07,837 --> 00:13:10,406 You wanted to look younger. Now you can just go to school!" 312 00:13:10,407 --> 00:13:11,840 - Stan, what is going on? 313 00:13:11,841 --> 00:13:12,942 - God damn it. 314 00:13:12,943 --> 00:13:14,276 My dad went to Sephora, all right? 315 00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:15,444 - [claps] All right, children. 316 00:13:15,445 --> 00:13:16,846 We can welcome the new kid later. 317 00:13:16,847 --> 00:13:18,580 Let's get back to the lesson. 318 00:13:18,648 --> 00:13:20,648 Amelia Earhart. 319 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,218 Pretty cringe. What do you think? 320 00:13:24,421 --> 00:13:25,653 Yes, new kid. 321 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,755 - Is there any way I could get a beer? 322 00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:29,725 [horn honks] 323 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,559 [birds chirping] 324 00:13:31,628 --> 00:13:33,561 [indistinct chatter] 325 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,297 - OK, it's right in here somewhere. 326 00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:36,499 I'm taking you to the place 327 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,900 where all the chicks go to look their very best. 328 00:13:39,002 --> 00:13:41,169 - [giggling] 329 00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:43,239 - Since it's a school day, this place should be dead. 330 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,039 Ah, here it is. 331 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,207 Oh, my God! 332 00:13:48,879 --> 00:13:50,678 - [clapping] Wow! 333 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,180 Sephora! 334 00:13:52,181 --> 00:13:54,350 FARMER FRED: You don't want to go in there. 335 00:13:54,351 --> 00:13:55,550 Six years, 336 00:13:55,652 --> 00:13:57,685 I been waitin', watchin', 337 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,555 while that Sephora gets bigger. 338 00:14:00,657 --> 00:14:03,858 Used to be an Orange Julius next to it... 339 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,728 but the Sephora ate it. 340 00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:08,897 - Cool. Thank you. 341 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,837 - This is de-aging cream. 342 00:14:15,906 --> 00:14:17,716 It's really milky and pearlescent. 343 00:14:17,717 --> 00:14:19,208 What do you think? You like that? 344 00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:20,742 You like that on your face? 345 00:14:20,743 --> 00:14:22,878 Yeah, you like that on your face, don't you? 346 00:14:22,879 --> 00:14:25,046 - See how it's sort of thick and creamy? 347 00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:27,416 Yeah, you like that? You like that on your face? 348 00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:28,884 You want some more of that on your face? 349 00:14:28,885 --> 00:14:30,386 Yeah, you like that, don't you? 350 00:14:30,387 --> 00:14:33,421 [indistinct chatter] 351 00:14:33,422 --> 00:14:35,457 - All right, we got to make this quick 352 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,538 and get back to school. 353 00:14:36,593 --> 00:14:38,526 - Can I help you guys find anything? 354 00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:40,596 - Yeah, my friend has an aura battle this afternoon, 355 00:14:40,597 --> 00:14:42,398 so he needs to look and smell like a total Chad. 356 00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:43,531 - Oh, OK. 357 00:14:43,532 --> 00:14:45,267 Well, that's a good face cream you've got there. 358 00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:46,569 - That'll open up your pores 359 00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:47,670 and help you look a little younger. 360 00:14:47,671 --> 00:14:48,904 What do you think? You like that? 361 00:14:48,905 --> 00:14:49,971 - Yeah! - Yeah? 362 00:14:50,073 --> 00:14:51,906 You like that on your face? Great. 363 00:14:51,907 --> 00:14:53,075 You like that on your face, don't you? 364 00:14:53,076 --> 00:14:54,043 You want some more of that? 365 00:14:54,044 --> 00:14:55,476 It's $89.95. 366 00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:57,111 - Whoa! Holy crap! 367 00:14:57,112 --> 00:14:59,214 Can we maybe just get some free samples? 368 00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:01,549 - Well, sure, we got some things I can give you. 369 00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:03,052 This one's a little white and pearlescent. 370 00:15:03,053 --> 00:15:05,020 You like that? You like that on your face? 371 00:15:05,021 --> 00:15:06,021 - Yeah, I like that. 372 00:15:06,022 --> 00:15:07,256 - It's sort of warm, isn't it? 373 00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:08,257 - Yeah, that's hot. 374 00:15:08,258 --> 00:15:09,578 I like it on my [bleep] face. 375 00:15:09,579 --> 00:15:11,493 - Well, hey, if you guys want to sample 376 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,595 a lot of face creams, we can take you 377 00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:17,031 to the back rooms to meet the manager. 378 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,567 [ominous music] 379 00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:22,570 - [singing in Spanish] 380 00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:25,573 [upbeat electronic music] 381 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:32,880 ? ? 382 00:15:32,881 --> 00:15:35,284 - Pre-show battle here with Butters Stotch 383 00:15:35,285 --> 00:15:37,019 facing off against Scott Malkinson. 384 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,120 They're doing their best, but honestly, 385 00:15:38,121 --> 00:15:39,354 it's all pretty cringe. 386 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,423 Everyone, of course, just waiting for the main event 387 00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:42,391 of Ike Broflovski 388 00:15:42,392 --> 00:15:43,392 versus Chase Chadwick, 389 00:15:43,393 --> 00:15:45,927 and so far, Ike is a no-show, 390 00:15:45,928 --> 00:15:46,996 proving he may have just 391 00:15:46,997 --> 00:15:47,997 been aura farming 392 00:15:47,998 --> 00:15:49,564 this entire time. 393 00:15:49,565 --> 00:15:52,368 - I-I feel like I've been a crappy brother. 394 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,135 Am I just a crappy brother? 395 00:15:54,136 --> 00:15:55,871 - No, dude, you're not a crappy brother. 396 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,171 - I told Ike not to battle. 397 00:15:57,172 --> 00:15:59,041 I didn't think the school would react like this. 398 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,475 - Well, we warned you, Kyle. 399 00:16:00,476 --> 00:16:01,677 - You got to go find your brother 400 00:16:01,678 --> 00:16:03,248 and at least tell him to show up. 401 00:16:04,614 --> 00:16:07,048 - Oh, hey! Party in the shitter! 402 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,050 Hey, can I ask you guys something? 403 00:16:09,119 --> 00:16:10,251 What's, uh- 404 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,053 what's up with that Bebe chick? 405 00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:13,755 - Ew! Dad! - What? 406 00:16:13,857 --> 00:16:16,124 I'm just asking what's up with her, gah! 407 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,159 - Dad, your breath! 408 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,730 Have you been drinking? - Ugh! 409 00:16:18,762 --> 00:16:21,262 I had one shot of Jager during Humanities! 410 00:16:21,331 --> 00:16:22,397 - Go away, Dad! 411 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,166 Kyle's having a crisis with his little brother. 412 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,217 - Oh, you mean Ike? 413 00:16:25,268 --> 00:16:26,734 Cartman took him to Sephora. 414 00:16:26,803 --> 00:16:28,069 - He what? - Yeah. 415 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,272 Craig told Bebe that Ike went to Sephora with Cartman 416 00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:32,341 and that it made Red down-low kind of jelly. 417 00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:34,208 - Oh, that's bad! - Why's that bad? 418 00:16:34,277 --> 00:16:35,777 - Dude, we got to go! Come on! 419 00:16:38,348 --> 00:16:39,847 [horns honking] 420 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,549 [birds chirping] 421 00:16:41,618 --> 00:16:43,251 [indistinct chatter] 422 00:16:44,654 --> 00:16:45,854 [mechanical whirring] 423 00:16:45,855 --> 00:16:48,523 - [chuckling] 424 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:50,124 - Here! This is it. 425 00:16:50,846 --> 00:16:52,928 - Well, come on. 426 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:53,996 Let's ask if anyone's seen him. 427 00:16:53,997 --> 00:16:55,463 FARMER FRED: Don't do it! 428 00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:59,167 Don't you see men can't go in there? 429 00:17:00,003 --> 00:17:02,003 Time's got no meanin'. 430 00:17:02,972 --> 00:17:04,022 - Come on! 431 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,141 - Ike? Cartman? 432 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,779 Ike? 433 00:17:15,719 --> 00:17:17,218 - Ike? - Ike? 434 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,619 [ominous music] 435 00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:20,388 - Cartman? 436 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,023 - Oh, my God. 437 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:28,062 ? ? 438 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,931 - Oh, hey, Kyle. What's up? 439 00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:31,833 - What the hell is going on? 440 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,134 - Sorry, Kyle. 441 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,703 I took your little brother to Sephora. 442 00:17:34,704 --> 00:17:37,739 They kind of [bleep] up how he looks. 443 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:39,408 They, uh, took us to the back rooms 444 00:17:39,409 --> 00:17:40,742 to give us samples. 445 00:17:40,743 --> 00:17:43,212 I think maybe anti-aging creams are bad for young people. 446 00:17:43,213 --> 00:17:44,646 [booming footsteps approaching] 447 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,314 Uh-oh. - Oh, no! 448 00:17:46,382 --> 00:17:47,715 - Here she comes, you guys. 449 00:17:47,716 --> 00:17:49,618 When she comes, just tell her you like it in the face. 450 00:17:49,619 --> 00:17:50,718 - What? 451 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,687 [electricity buzzing] 452 00:17:52,789 --> 00:17:57,525 ? ? 453 00:17:57,526 --> 00:17:59,495 - [distorted voice] Got some more samples! 454 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,964 You want that on your face? 455 00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:04,632 [all screaming] 456 00:18:04,701 --> 00:18:06,267 - Aargh! Aww! 457 00:18:06,268 --> 00:18:07,836 - Let's get the [bleep] out of here! 458 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,003 - Untie me, Stan! 459 00:18:09,038 --> 00:18:12,607 - You like that on your face? 460 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,175 ALL: Run! Run! 461 00:18:14,244 --> 00:18:16,043 [all screaming] - Go, go, go! 462 00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:19,881 - Free sample... 463 00:18:19,949 --> 00:18:22,283 on your face! 464 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:23,885 [all screaming] 465 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,421 [booming footsteps] 466 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,724 [electricity buzzing] 467 00:18:28,725 --> 00:18:31,559 [squelching] 468 00:18:31,661 --> 00:18:34,162 [footsteps approaching] 469 00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:36,564 - Come on! 470 00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:37,999 [all gasping] 471 00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:39,300 - Oh. - Oh! Oh, my God! 472 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,835 - [sighing] - Oh, we did it. 473 00:18:40,904 --> 00:18:42,670 - Oh, thank God. 474 00:18:42,671 --> 00:18:44,573 I am never going in that place again! 475 00:18:44,574 --> 00:18:46,641 - Grandpa! 476 00:18:46,743 --> 00:18:48,409 - Oh, Jesus, Polly! 477 00:18:48,478 --> 00:18:49,677 You took forever! 478 00:18:49,746 --> 00:18:51,846 - Sorry, Grandpa. Oh, crap! 479 00:18:51,915 --> 00:18:54,015 Can I just run in and get one more thing? 480 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,483 - All right, one more thing. 481 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,084 But make it quick. 482 00:18:58,788 --> 00:19:01,088 - Oh, no... 483 00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:02,490 I'm so cringe. 484 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,609 - Ike? 485 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:06,260 Ike, it's gonna be OK. 486 00:19:06,261 --> 00:19:07,763 Your face'll go back to normal. 487 00:19:07,764 --> 00:19:10,565 It's just... gonna take some time. 488 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,900 I'm sorry for not being there for you. 489 00:19:12,969 --> 00:19:15,169 I get it now that you have to aura battle, 490 00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:16,771 or else you're gonna be cringe. 491 00:19:16,773 --> 00:19:18,506 So let's go and face that kid, 492 00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:21,276 and then whatever the other kids want to say about you, 493 00:19:21,277 --> 00:19:23,778 well, your big brother's gonna have your back. 494 00:19:28,785 --> 00:19:30,251 - Anticipation in the air, 495 00:19:30,286 --> 00:19:32,353 and a totally packed school hallway 496 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:35,022 as Ike Broflovski has finally shown up 497 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,425 for the aura battle against Chase Chadwick. 498 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,760 People were starting to wonder. 499 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,395 Kyle, where has your brother been? 500 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:41,930 - We were just, uh, making sure 501 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,364 he was prepared, Peter. 502 00:19:43,365 --> 00:19:46,235 My little brother's been working on a perfect rizz face. 503 00:19:46,236 --> 00:19:47,803 And by showing up to this battle, 504 00:19:47,804 --> 00:19:51,606 he has proved that he is not just aura farming. 505 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,841 - Definitely strong words. 506 00:19:52,842 --> 00:19:55,109 Let's hope your brother can back 'em up. 507 00:19:55,178 --> 00:19:58,079 - [singing in Spanish] 508 00:19:58,147 --> 00:20:00,014 - I'm talkin' about in it! 509 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,516 ? ? 510 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,951 Clock it! 511 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:06,454 [cheers and applause] 512 00:20:06,489 --> 00:20:08,222 ? ? 513 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,524 What you got? You've got nothin'! 514 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:11,792 'Cause everyone knows 515 00:20:11,828 --> 00:20:14,128 I'm the hottest guy in our school! 516 00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:16,063 RANDY: Yeah, I don't think so! 517 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,799 [dramatic music] 518 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,669 If you're gonna mog-off with anyone, 519 00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:22,203 it can be with me! 520 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,504 - Who the hell is that? 521 00:20:23,573 --> 00:20:24,705 - God damn it. 522 00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:27,341 - I'm here to stand up for my friend Kyle! 523 00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:29,510 And yes, I have had a few beers, 524 00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:31,345 and I'm a little drunk. 525 00:20:31,414 --> 00:20:32,580 - Dad, get out of here! 526 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,215 - Step away, kid! 527 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,950 You're totally cringe! 528 00:20:36,019 --> 00:20:37,852 And your eyes are too far apart! 529 00:20:37,954 --> 00:20:40,321 SIUUUU! - Oh, yeah? 530 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,758 Well, how about we just handle this old-school? 531 00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:45,026 [blows landing] - Ow! Oh! Ah! 532 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,861 - This is how Gen X handles shit, 533 00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:48,462 you little [bleep] bitch! 534 00:20:48,531 --> 00:20:50,231 - Ah! Oh! 535 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:53,100 [screaming] 536 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,799 - Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Break it up. 537 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,837 Break it up! 538 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,406 - Look at your [bleep] face now! 539 00:20:57,407 --> 00:20:58,506 - That's it! 540 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,075 You're goin' to the principal's office! 541 00:21:00,076 --> 00:21:02,277 - Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was South America! 542 00:21:02,278 --> 00:21:03,512 Isn't this South America? 543 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,980 I'm sorry, I thought this was South America! 544 00:21:06,049 --> 00:21:08,950 [upbeat electronic music] 545 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:19,226 ? ? 546 00:21:19,276 --> 00:21:23,826 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0